LASSO WIT & WISDOM

“Taking on a challenge is a lot like riding a horse, isn't it? If you're comfortable while you're doing it, you're probably doing it wrong."

“If that’s a joke, I love it. If not, can’t wait to unpack that with you later.”

“You know what the happiest animal on Earth is? It's a goldfish. Y'know why? It's got a 10-second memory. Be a goldfish."

“What I can tell you is that with the exception of the wit and wisdom of Calvin and Hobbes, not much lasts forever."

“Our goal is to go out like Willie Nelson, on a high."

“Ice cream's the best. It's kinda like seeing Billy Joel live. Never disappoints."

“There's two buttons I never like to hit, alright? And that's 'panic' and 'snooze.'"

“I shouldn't bring an umbrella to a brainstorm."

“Boy, I love meeting people's moms. It's like reading an instruction manual as to why they're nuts."

“Limbo. Great party game, horrible relationship status."

"I believe in Communism. Rom-communism, that is. If Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan can go through some heartfelt struggles and still end up happy, then so can we."

“That's a real roller coaster there. Glad I was tall enough to join you on that ride.”